Would you date you???

Would you date you?? is the question that runs through my mind when I think of all your lies, and how you have stood me up for the last time.
Would you date you??? when you cannot return a call, or even remember to give a darn about my birthday at all... Would you date you??? When you forget to open my door, or you stare too long and too hard at the waitress as she picks up the napkin from the floor.
Would you date you??? If you refused to meet my folks for the 5th time, or give me some lame excuse about falling asleep during our scheduled dinner time. Would you date you??? when you tell me that you intend to beat my kid. If he continues to keep whining about sleeping in his own bed... Would you date you??? When you fail to put together the computer desk,and repeatedly leave the front room in catastrophic mess.
I am sure that you would not dare to date you, or even come near to dating you, so that's why I have decided that it is time to say that we are through...